Monday, November 23, 2009

How to Detect a Loser Fan of The Twilight Saga

Okay. I've read the Twilight series but only Twilight, New Moon and a couple of chapters from Eclipse. I can easily detect people who are the loser fans of The Twilight Series.

To make this explanation of mine short, there are 100% fans of twilight and I want to break them down into three (3) parts:
10% are fans who have read the book and became a fan of the Twilight Saga BEFORE the story became very popular (and including the release of the movie). I call them the ORIGINAL fans of Twilight.

60% are fans who started to read the series before the release of the movie BUT read the story DURING its popularity. I call these fans the partially loser ones.

30% are fans who read the story AFTER (this is really ridiculous) watching the movie. This is really stupid. I call these fans the totally loser ones.

To conclude, the 10-percenters are the original and loyal fans of the Twilight Series. They've discovered Twilight during its before-popularity era. The 60-percenters and the 30-percenters are the loser ones who became a fan of twilight during its popularity.

So, where are you there? Are you the 10%s or one of the LOSER 90% fans of twilight?
If you will ask me, I claim that I am a fan of the Twilight Saga. And if you will ask me if what percentage am I, I am one of the 10%s including my cousins. We read the book before its popularity probably on April and May of last 2008.
PS. April-May, 2009 are times when Twilight is not yet popular! So we're the original fans. :)

No offense to Twilight fans but this is how I see people and my bigger brother's observation about the fans of Twilight.

You can see this post here!

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